Chocolate Krakken

Parody of "Take it on the Run" by REO Speedwagon
New lyrics by Jeff Whitmire

Caught it from a friend who, Caught it from a friend who,
Caught this nasty virus that’s been going around.
ANd now my stomach’s rumbling, So through my house I’m stumbling,
I’m sure my bowels should not be making this sound.

But I know your memory’s good, If I could prove you wrong you know that I would,
Yes, the rug in the den was always brown.
You’d leave if you were wiser, Cuz’ I’m about to be a geyser,
I run to the bathroom and I kick the door down.

I think I got the runs, baby, I’m just a fountain squirting gravy,
Everyone has cleared this town.
Did I eat some bad pork?
‘Cuz I need a strong cork.
I’m looking around, there’s no TP to be found.

You know I’m starting to despise, Your never ending rolling eyes,
Hey, look I said I’m sorry, for staining your chair.
I fear the dam has broken, the chocolate krakken has awoken,
And now I’m running low on underwear.

I think I got runs, baby, I’m feel my sphincter has gone crazy,
My GI tract has come unbound.
Right from the get go,
Been chugging the Pepto!
I can’t reach the fan, spent the weekend on the can!

I think I got the runs baby, My family has fled for safety,
This porcelain jail has got me down.
Choking on vaper,
Please send a newspaper,
It’s sad and it’s cruel, that I can’t contain my stool.

I think I got the runs baby, Now everything is getting hazy,
If this don’t stop, I’m gonna drown!
All hope is waning,
Fudge keeps on raining,
I’m facing my doom, to spend a lifetime in this room.

Caught it from a friend who, Caught it from a friend who,
Caught this nasty virus that’s been going around.